Committee of Conundrums: Bert's Half-Baked Solutions

Meeting Transcript: Bert Tries to Solve the Meaning of Life, Part 3

Minutes from the 3rd meeting of the Committee of Conundrums, where Bert attempts to answer the age-old question: "What is the meaning of life?"

• Proceed to Part 4: Bert gets lost in a maze of his own making
• Proceed to Part 5: Bert discovers the answer, but realizes he's just a character in a simulation

Bert: "Okay, let's think about this. If life is just a series of random events, then the meaning of life must be... uh... chicken nuggets!"

Minutes from this meeting were taken by a robot, who is not a real person, but rather a highly advanced AI created by our team's IT department. The robot's notes are available here.

Also, please note that the committee's budget for this meeting was completely spent on buying more donuts. This meeting was brought to you by the Committee of Conundrums, where we're always trying to solve the meaning of life, but mostly just eating donuts.

Next meeting: Bert gets lost in a maze of his own making